Wednesday, October 14, 2009

To the OBGYN who does not know me

Dear Dr. I have never met,

I understand that you do not know me. I understand that I am sitting in your office with a wedding ring on my finger but no husband beside me. But please, can you assume that I am happily married? Your questions about my sex life insinuating that I am sleeping around is just offensive! Like an 8 month pregnant lady, dressed in her work clothes has a second job on a street corner somewhere.

Now I am sure you see all kinds of women who have apparently jaded you to be the way you are. But seriously, there are nice girls out there!! Find some joy in having one in your office!

Until you learn to re-phrase your offensive question, the answer is yes. Yes, I am only sleeping with one man. To expound on your question, the answer is yes. Yes, I only plan on ever sleeping with one man. Put that in my chart for next time.

10 comments:

Emmanuel said...

WOOOWW, where is this coming from? Do I need to go talk to that Dr. or what?

Sources of Joy said...

What in the world? Why exactly is that relevant at 8 months pregnant? And why do you have to go see a new OB? Seriously, sick Eman on him. Eman won't have to to anything but show up to just teach that presumptuous guy a lesson.

Mary Zolene said...

Oh actually it was a female doctor. My Dr. was in surgery so I had to see her instead. Dumb questions for an 8mth pregnant lady huh?

mejane said...

You should have said "yes, I sleep with many men and I don't know who the baby daddy is"...stupid Dr.

mejane said...

Or how about "yes, I have been sleeping with only one man, how about you?"
...stupid Dr.

mejane said...

Last one: "Yes, I have been sleeping with one man. That is how I got here in the first place"
...stupid Dr.

Francie S. said...

Oh that is so offensive. Cynical medical personnel like that make me so angry. But it's also sad to think of the things she must have seen to make her that way, huh?

Sources of Joy said...

jane always makes me laugh! stupid Dr.

randy said...

Or maybe I need to talk with her, Mary. How old is she by the way?

Emmanuel said...

HA!!!! dad. She is mean....that's all we know for now :)